The Story Game!

Okay, here are the rules. We will create a funny story that has like 3 lines in each post. Non-staff can play, too. Do it like this for example:
Mine: Once upon a time
Post: There was a frog
Post: Who blew up
Post: And won american idol.
Okay lets BEGIN!

Once upon a time

I took a crap

Then it blew up

then I was constipated

Then a frog came by

and then it saw me humping a tree...

Then the frog blew up

Then Moto had sex with a dog who was singing to the dog's ex best friend forever whose name was Iced, and who Iced was trying to balance a book with a plate of corndogs with ketchup on them that was made from the blood of a chicken whose name was Billy Bob Joe Bob Angelina Jolie Marko Polo. THEN the aliens from Mars came to earth and made love with Moto and stuck probes in his butt and then renamed him Barbie.

Then Motocross dies. Ouch?

Then Ava revives Moto with her O'holy Sweater!

Then the floor ate Ava and Moto.. :)

Then it takes Opal as well.

And I was vomiting for no reason

Then a Gaffaw guy came and told Iced to take him to their leader.