The Sweater

WARNING: If you do not believe in God, do NOT read this. Oty. :GNINRAW



New teacher, says Principal, no Submarine Teacher. Oty, Principal! Man walks in. Hello, Man! What it do, Man? Man thanks Principal. Strange...Man writes on board. Mr. B. Who's that? What a strange name...That's not a name, that's a letter! Strange...Man writes math on board. Sweater is bored. Ava is bored. Man calls attendance. Ava Cadavra? says Man. Who's that? What a rocking name...Ava Cadavra. Oty. Man can't find Ava Cadavra. Where is she? There she is, says Weird Boy. Points at someone around me. Where? I can't see her! Strange...Stop, non-rocker! Go away! Man reads Bible. And God created Man, he says. Orly? Man knows God? Strange...Take me to him! Man was evil, reads Man. Evil Man? Orly? I have fear! God drowned all Mans except Noah and his family, reads Man. Who is Moses? Man is drowned? Oh nu! CPR! I throw Sweater at Man. Sweater performs CPR. New Student scrmz. Man scrmz. All scrm. Stop, non-rocking-going-to-hell-non-rockers! Man lives! You go, Sweater. You rock! Oty. Man quits. Strange...Quit what? Game? I like games! Good-bye, Man. Say hi to God for me. oty.

Im not religious and I don't believe in god...

and I still know it was Noah not Moses during the flood

I go to Furcadia. Hello, Furcadia. What it do? I go to MH. Hi MH! Iced takes me to desk. Tells me to stay there 'til Tour Guide comes. Who's that? What a rocking name...Tour Guide Ava. Oty. Strange Deformed-Rat-Butterfly comes. What a strange monster....Trees, says Deformed-Rat-Butterfly. Trees? Who's that? What a rocking name....Ava. Oty. Tour Guide, says Deformed-Rat-Butterfly. Oyes. I wait for Tour Guide. Me Tour Guide, says Deformed-Rat-Butterfly. Me Tour Guide? Who's that? Ava Tour Guide. Oty. Trees = Tour Guide, says Large Bird. ty Slate Air, says Deformed-Rat-Butterfly. Slate Air? Who's that? What a rocking name...Slate Ava. Oty. They magically push me. Stop! Go away, non-rocking-deformed-creatures! Strange person comes out of nowhere. House 2, please, says strange person. House 2? Who's that? What a rocking name....Ava 2. Oty. Strange Winged Rabbit appears. Tour! says Strange Winged Rabbit. Who's that? What a rocking name...Ava. oty. She won't move, Furmaid, says Deformed-Rat-Butterfly. Who won't move? Iced comes. Hello, Iced! What it do? Iced stares at me. Tour? she says. Onoty, Iced. I log off. Oty.

:3

It's lunchtime. Submarine Teacher assigns seats. I sit by New Student. What a strange New Student...I bite my pizza. OUCH! HOTNESS!! I throw pizza away. Sweater falls down. Are you okay, Sweater? Strange Man* comes. Picks up sweater and puts in trash can. I reach back for Sweater. I feel something. I pull out. It's pizza. OUCH! HOTNESS!! Strange Man takes trash can away. Come back! Come back here you non-rocking-strange-Sweater-stealing-man! I pick up New Student. He screams! That does NOT rock! I throw New Student at Strange Man. I miss. New Student lands on table. Lands on Weird Boy and his soup. How good! New Student screams more. Strange Man is still stealing Sweater in an unrocking way! Hang on Sweater! I pick up broom and swing it! People scream and duck. I miss. I hit Weird Boy's soup. It lands on New Student's head. How good! I throw broom down. I pick up food and throw it at Strange Man. I miss. I hit Weird Boy with corn, and New Student with soup. How good! I am out of ideas! So much noise, and Strange Man won't turn around! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeater! And I.......Will always love you......! Strange Man..., I whisper to myself. Yes? says Strange Man, turning around. He notices me! Oty, Strange Man! Sweater! I says. Oh, says Strange Man, giving back Sweater. Oty, Strange Man! I says, going back to my pizza. I bite it. OUCH! HOTNESS!!!! Oty.



* - Strange Man is the Janitor.

LMFAO! Poor sweater! xD

I'm in school. Non-rocking school, go to Hell! We learn Multipipliplicationness tables. Strange....New Student has fear of Sweater. You go, Sweater! You rock! Go to Heaven, rocker! Weird Boy is eating glue. Strange....Go away, Weird Boy! We learn more Multipipliplicationness tables, when strange noise comes. New Student screams. Stop! Weird Boy squirts glue everywhere. Stop that! Fire alarm! says Submarine Teacher. Fire Alarm? Who's that? WHat a rocking name...Fire Ava. Oty. Students line up. I get in between Weird Boy and New Student. How unrocking...I leave and walk down the hall. Smoke everywhere. How strange...I go to cafeteria. Inside the kitchen, it glows red, and more smoke comes out. A party? How good! Oty. Strange Man runs out, and he is wearing strange clothes. Strange clothes have red spiky stuff that moves and makes smoke*. How pretty! I want Sweater like that...I throw Sweater at Strange Man. Strange red stuff dissapears. Strange Man thanks Ava. Strange...He picks up Sweater. Robber! I pick up a piece of paper with red stuff on it and throw it at Strange Man. Strange Man screams and drops Sweater. Oty! I run. More smoke. I run outside with my class. Hi class! What it do? Minutes later, we go inside. Strange Man is looking for a girl with a purple sweater.....Who could that be? Oty.


*: Fire.

Ava Cadavra wrote:

I throw pizza away.

Ava Cadavra wrote:

I says, going back to my pizza. I bite it. OUCH! HOTNESS!!!! Oty.

Thought you threw it away

Recishu wrote:

Ava Cadavra wrote:

I throw pizza away.

Ava Cadavra wrote:

I says, going back to my pizza. I bite it. OUCH! HOTNESS!!!! Oty.

Thought you threw it away

Oyes. I left out the part where I try to get Sweater out before Strange Man goes away, but accidently take out my pizza instead. >.>

Recishu wrote:

Ava Cadavra wrote:

I throw pizza away.

Ava Cadavra wrote:

I says, going back to my pizza. I bite it. OUCH! HOTNESS!!!! Oty.

Thought you threw it away

Fixed it. And by the way, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GOTTA BE HATIN' ON MY RETARDEDNESS!?!?!?!

You are my effing hero. <3

I want to be in an episode. ;;

I could be like.. Silon the Geek. D:
And.. pi. ;;
I could be all rocking. =D

I'm about to write abunch of chapters................as soon as I check out the apps. >.>

LOL, Ava go to heaven, you rock<3

SWEATER YOU ROCK!!!!
ava u rock more!! Go to heaven!! Rocker!! xD